I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. And until then, I can never die? Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
I can explain. It's very valuable. Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.
I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.
Kif might! Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. How much did you make me? Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?
- Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it?
- Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute.
- You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie!
Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! Kids have names? Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
- Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!
- Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.
- Bender, quit destroying the universe!
No. We're on the top. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. It doesn't look so shiny to me. We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.
You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! I just told you! You've killed me! Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life.
I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Ow, my spirit! We don't have a brig. Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!
The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
You can see how I lived before I met you. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. No. We're on the top. Is the Space Pope reptilian!?
You are the last hope of the universe. Professor, make a woman out of me. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay!
For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. And then the battle's not so bad? Who are those horrible orange men?
Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Take me to your leader! Say it in Russian! Ow, my spirit! You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal!
I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. Actually, that's still true. Also Zoidberg. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? No. We're on the top. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!